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The Life of a Shape Shifter
One day a clumsy little shape shifter in a galaxy far away wanted to see the sun!!! He never saw the sun because he lived a couple hundred galaxies and universes from the sun; because of this they have night vision. He was oh so clumsy. He did not know how to get there. He thought it was a good idea to jump into a black hole that could bring him to any universe.
He fell into anti-universe. Everything was the opposite. He was a liquid, not a solid. He could not eat or drink. The food would eat him… or the water would drink him up. He was just a miserable little puddle. Then somebody decided to pick him up into a bottle, and threw him into a black hole. He grew into a solid in the black hole. Then POOF! He landed on a ship, not just any ship a SPACE PIRATE SHIP!!!
Those pirates where mean to him. They made him a slave that nobody liked anymore. All of his shape shifter friends thought he was dead. For once the clumsy shape shifter had a decent idea. When a pirate went to sleep, he changed shapes to look like them and threw them overboard, still asleep. All the pirates thought the shape shifter jumped overboard. Honestly they did not know he was a shape shifter.
One day on that ship the shape shifter gave himself a name; his new name was BOB!!!!! Secretly when a pirate went to sleep he threw over board one by one until they were all gone. All the sudden a pirate jumped out, it was the captain! The captain threw him into a worm hole. POOF! Bob was gone. The worm hole led into the inside of the ship. The shape shifter was now smarter. The captain did not know where the worm hole led. Bob shoved the captain in a black hole to anti universe.
Bob was once again on his journey to see the sun, when he hit another ship full of space police. They saw the space pirate boat and arrested Bob. They thought he was a space pirate. They threw him in space jail which was the opposite direction of the sun. Bob became farther away than ever before, farther than where he started. All his friends laughed at him as they passed by. Everyone thought Bob was dead but he wasn’t dead…yet. He explained himself to the police and they didn’t and wouldn’t believe him.
Then all of a sudden, BOOM! A wall in the police department blew up. IT WAS A PRISION RIOT!!! BOOM! BANG! Space lasers were flying everywhere! Bob didn’t know what else to do but hide. BOOM! BANG! POW! KA –POW! Ok that was a bad idea so he ran out. That idea was even worse, there were cops armed outside! So he ran back in. He shape shifted into a cop, came out and ran away. POW POW!!! He heard laser shots!!! Dear god, he thought to himself. He decided to run back and help the police officers. He picked a laser pistol up. POW! BANG! BOOM! He started shooting at bad guys. Then a complete brute bad guy in full armor walked out with a hammer. Then he decided to run. POW!
He got shot in the leg. DUH-DUH-DUH!!! He was limping towards a car, panting. He drove off. The engine popped. He was stuck on a SCAREY planet! He was in the woods!!! He found some crutches in the police car and walked out using them.
He was limping towards a log cabin. As he limped towards it, he heard many people scream, AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then he heard wolves howl and then silence. Then a werewolf jumped out at him. He shot it with his laser pistol. POW! It fell on the floor howling and then it became a man in a tuxedo. HE was not dead. He stood up wondering where he was. Bob explained what happened. Then the man in the tuxedo told the man his name was Cameron. Cameron pulled out a rag and wrapped around Bob’s wound on his leg. Bob could walk now.
He stood up and gave Cameron his spare laser pistol as they entered the scary forest. POW! Cameron shot another werewolf, except this time it laid there dead. They ran into a hotel in the woods. It was dead silence until… a man walked out whispering, ‘’ Help me!’’ Then he fell down and behind him was a door covered in plastic wrap and orange juice splattered on it. POW! They both shot the lock.
In that room was a cake. They ate it and then there were two cakes. They were the cakes sleeping Bob opened his eyes years later, and he was surrounded by cakes. Cameron wasn’t there, so Bob jumped into a big worm hole. He landed on an island where Cameron was. Then POOF! The sun came up and turned them both to ash, because they were so pale and neither one of them could handle being near
THE SUN!!!!!!!!