The Wheezing Explorer Who is a Housekeeper
Dear Wheezing Explorer, Since you are my housekeeper, Mr. Wheezing explorer, I hired you anyways, because you said that you were an honest housekeeper on the phone. I’m on vacation to Santa Cruz and here is a list of what to do.
First feed all 2,000 cats and dogs. Next is something you might thank me for later. I bought you 16,000 packages of pills and there in 1 whole cabinet it’s for you Mr. Wheezing explorer. Be careful because I spent 1 week organizing them from prescription to prescription and If all of those 16,000 packages of pills fall out then you’ll have to reorganize those 16,000 packages of pills all over and do it the way I did it. Next you have to then carry the couches on your back all the way to the roof and use the old dirty broken on. The reason why you have to carry the couches it’s because I can’t do it because its heavy lifting and I’m going to have a party there. Don’t even think about messing up, if you do then guess what… I’ll sue you. Make sure there isn’t a single piece of dust in the house.
One last job…make sure you do everything all over again 10,000 times. It’s a lot of work but the pay is even better… because I’m only going to give you a broken penny. Isn’t that awesome?
Sincerely,
Anonymous
PS: I don’t think you’re going to make it because no one ever has before!
Dear Wheezing Explorer, Since you are my housekeeper, Mr. Wheezing explorer, I hired you anyways, because you said that you were an honest housekeeper on the phone. I’m on vacation to Santa Cruz and here is a list of what to do.
First feed all 2,000 cats and dogs. Next is something you might thank me for later. I bought you 16,000 packages of pills and there in 1 whole cabinet it’s for you Mr. Wheezing explorer. Be careful because I spent 1 week organizing them from prescription to prescription and If all of those 16,000 packages of pills fall out then you’ll have to reorganize those 16,000 packages of pills all over and do it the way I did it. Next you have to then carry the couches on your back all the way to the roof and use the old dirty broken on. The reason why you have to carry the couches it’s because I can’t do it because its heavy lifting and I’m going to have a party there. Don’t even think about messing up, if you do then guess what… I’ll sue you. Make sure there isn’t a single piece of dust in the house.
One last job…make sure you do everything all over again 10,000 times. It’s a lot of work but the pay is even better… because I’m only going to give you a broken penny. Isn’t that awesome?
Sincerely,
Anonymous
PS: I don’t think you’re going to make it because no one ever has before!